As the years go by, 1 by one, I feel the influences on my body. I get up sore from nothing other than my age, and perhaps my wife, also forgetting my age on a every day basis. Now, is this a sad thing? No, not at all.

As age creeps up, I have the capability to deny I actually heard my wife telling me anything at all and just blame it on hearing loss. When she asks for duties to be carried out during the world cup, I simply, instantly, get rigamortis in my hands and complain that the arthritis medication should not be functioning properly, and voila, I'm back to the match with a pint and a straw because she thinks I cannot lift the glass on account of my arthritis. The key is to give a convincing show, lest you be cursed to never use that excuse once more.

Now, a sensitive subject for most of us men is hair reduction. This I assure you is your most potent shield against the opponent, spousal activities. Now she might plea for you to perform some kind of hair loss treatment for men. Now that you are not forced to groom and rinse and preen your hair, the much more time is left for the pub, some rugby and did I point out the pub?

But away from the extra time that is available to your self, the advantages of baldness do not stop there. I myself have a hair thinning head and 1 hat to cover it with. I've only 1 hat because it affords me fantastic possibilities to skip visits to her Mum's home on Sundays by simply "misplacing" my hat and denying I will go out in public with out it. It might sound childish, but that is because it is. Ladies believe us males are as self-aware about hair loss as they are about gaining a few pounds. Women use weight gain to trap us into holes we can't get out of.

We have waited long sufficient to go bald. We've gained the right to use our baldness as a tool.

Use your age to your advantage since it is only a downer should you let it be. I have more fun in my old age than I ever did when I was a lad. I can do things which are unacceptable and individuals just think I am senile. Cursing at kids and saying outrageous statements are my newest hobbies and I have developed quite my own fashion. The kids will just stand bug-eyed and confused, although people are left speechless at one of my outlandish comments. If the wife is on my arm throughout these situations, an additional level of interest is added to the discussion and will usually result with myself getting hit by my wives purse. It is a cheap and always plentiful source of entertainment for myself. Being retired affords me these many opportunities and I try to make the most out of every 1. Appreciate your age and have enjoyable with it. Life is truly too short for us bald chaps to take it seriously.

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